March 2012
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February 2012
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Solutions Without Problems
keepsdiary: Looking through the latest Sur La Table catalog shipped to the apartment I came across this page. The last 4 of the 5 images are for a: pineapple slicer, salad slicer, avocado slicer and an herb slicer. What’s the problem with these products? You can do all the things they do with a knife. ^^THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING.
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Listendead wrong intro [the notorious b.i.g. vs. the xx]...
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January 2012
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teacher: the International Criminal Police Organization also known as INTERPOL
me: hey thats a band
teacher: and then Jethro Tull invented the seed drill
me: hey thats a band
teacher: another nickname for Margaret Thatcher was Iron Maiden
me: hey thats a band
teacher: cause by the assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand
me: hey thats a band
teacher: during sleep we experience random eye movement or REM
me: hey thats a band
teacher: in 1660 the New Order Army was disbanded
me: hey thats a band
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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Jan 5th
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: nice try. You belong to me
Jan 5th
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Saying you're horny.
gabbiilove: On Facebook people are like: On Tumblr people are like: “Me too!”
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December 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Jay-Z (2) Witness of a Wonder (2) Metrik (1) Skyform (1) Mike Koglin (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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When your friends make plans that involve money
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Robert Babicz (10) Kate Rusby (6) Tech N9ne (2) Scott Gagner (1) Sugar Ray (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent,...”
– Chuck Palahniuk  (via itscandidlycara)
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fuckyeahexistentialism: “Here is what I learned about prayer: it is most beau­ti­ful when nobody cares to answer it. That way, your body, when in repose, is a single trem­bling bright speck in an oth­er­wise god­less void. ” - Rafael Antonio C. San Diego, from here.
Dec 7th
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