February 2012
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January 2012
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Jan 10th
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teacher: the International Criminal Police Organization also known as INTERPOL
me: hey thats a band
teacher: and then Jethro Tull invented the seed drill
me: hey thats a band
teacher: another nickname for Margaret Thatcher was Iron Maiden
me: hey thats a band
teacher: cause by the assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand
me: hey thats a band
teacher: during sleep we experience random eye movement or REM
me: hey thats a band
teacher: in 1660 the New Order Army was disbanded
me: hey thats a band
Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Jan 5th
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: nice try. You belong to me
Jan 5th
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Saying you're horny.
gabbiilove: On Facebook people are like: On Tumblr people are like: “Me too!”
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Jan 3rd
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